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Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Rob » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:42 pm

The court case has now started see link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... e-leg.html
It must be true A_Michael said so

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Shoesalesman » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:54 pm

Oh yeah, I recall something that you UK folks posted about this. Thanks for the link, Rob.
If I may put forward a slice of personal colostomy...

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Rob » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:40 pm

It must be true A_Michael said so

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Baz » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:34 am

You couldn`t make this up .
I`m one of the `Over 50`s `.

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Maurice » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:04 pm

I think it is just a prosthetic excuse for a fight.
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Baz » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:29 pm

:rotfl:

I think someone is making false accusations.
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by kevinuk81 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:23 pm

Are you pulling my leg? Off.
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Si » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:39 pm

Convicted!
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Ro ... 5376532.jp

Now the shows on the other foot.

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by RemarkablyInsincere » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:55 pm

The word is he didn't have a leg to stand on in court.
"Golly gee it's wrong to be so guilty..."

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Si » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:07 pm

I heard he was hopping mad

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Rob » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:26 pm

I suggest that he gets legless before July 8th

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by kevinuk81 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:26 pm

If he had been found not guilty, would he have gone out and got legless?
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Maurice » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:26 pm

Apparently, no one had anything against his 'good' leg, but neither did he!

(I think we knee'd more of these jokes, this thread has definately got legs!)
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Baz » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:28 pm

If he`s locked up, i bet he tries to escape bit by bit.
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Baz » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:31 pm

When asked in court what his occupation was , he replied
" Before my accident I was a gold diger, but who wants a one legged gold digger "

A member of the jury shouted " Try Paul McCartney "

Boom Boom
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by kevinuk81 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:31 pm

He is famous, in fact you could say he is a leg-end.
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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Si » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:40 pm

Baz wrote:If he`s locked up, i bet he tries to escape bit by bit.
Well lets be honest, he ain't gonna go on the run.

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by ElectedPlus » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:42 pm

He used to be a tap dancer and always used to go down well.

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by RB-Tone » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 pm

My sister (a solcitor and not a Cooper fan) initially took his case. She had great fun ribbing me about it as I've always told her that us AC fans are really nice people! lol
She only consulted with him a couple of times before deciding she couldn't represent him due to conflict of personalities (she being a nice person and him being a slime-ball)
This guy really let the side down in our household! :rotfl:

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Re: Remember the Southampton fight ?

Post by Rob » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:43 pm

Is it true that he was only at the gig,because he thought Alice had stolen his crutch for 18
It must be true A_Michael said so

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