SickthingsUK

Ten Of the worst please. Only one song per album.

1) Dragon Town: Deeper. Plod plod plod plod.
2 Lace and Whiskey: No More Love: skip skip prance sashay.
3) W2MN: Ghouls Gone Wild. for Shaggy and Scooby
4) Da Da: Fresh Blood. Funky Alice almost drags down a minor masterpiece.
5) FTI: Millie and Billie. Even the title makes me want to hurl.
6) ACGTH: I Am The Coolest: No really you are not. There is nothing cool at all about this,
7) Paranormal: Holy Water. I guess hearing this might cause a vampire to explode.
8) TLT: Unholy War: Just awful tuneless. Maybe Cornell sold him a two-fer.
9) Constrictor: Thrill My Gorilla. not ape over this one.
10) Dirty Diamonds: Jesse Jane: Just great musically but ruined by Alice's stupid lyrics,

Some albums got off light. I can barely remember half the songs on Hey Stoopid and I was unable to even listen to ACA Stinker.

Ok have at it.

You haven't lived till you're in a carwash at 3 AM blaring Thrill My Gorilla. So - it *is* useful.

Perfect (Dirty Diamonds)
Tag, You're It (Zipper Catches Skin)
You're A Movie (Special Forces)
House Of Fire (Trash)
Be My Lover (Killer)
Department Of Youth (Welcome To My Nightmare)
This House Is Haunted (The Eyes Of Alice Cooper)
Unholy War (The Last Temptation)
Elected (Billion Dollar Babies)
School's Out (School's Out)

padre_sliprat wrote:You haven't lived till you're in a carwash at 3 AM blaring Thrill My Gorilla. So - it *is* useful.

Perfect (Dirty Diamonds)
Tag, You're It (Zipper Catches Skin)
You're A Movie (Special Forces)
House Of Fire (Trash)
Be My Lover (Killer)
Department Of Youth (Welcome To My Nightmare)
This House Is Haunted (The Eyes Of Alice Cooper)
Unholy War (The Last Temptation)
Elected (Billion Dollar Babies)
School's Out (School's Out)

Oh you are going to catch some flack for some of these

pitkin88 wrote:

padre_sliprat wrote:You haven't lived till you're in a carwash at 3 AM blaring Thrill My Gorilla. So - it *is* useful.

Perfect (Dirty Diamonds)
Tag, You're It (Zipper Catches Skin)
You're A Movie (Special Forces)
House Of Fire (Trash)
Be My Lover (Killer)
Department Of Youth (Welcome To My Nightmare)
This House Is Haunted (The Eyes Of Alice Cooper)
Unholy War (The Last Temptation)
Elected (Billion Dollar Babies)
School's Out (School's Out)

Oh you are going to catch some flack for some of these

Guess I'm in it now.

Woman Machine(MOL) The only ACG song I can't stand.
Damned If I Do(L&W) This Chas & Dave knees up pongs.
I Am The Future(ZCS) Puts the T into turgid.
Trick Bag(Constrictor) Hair-metal misogyny.
Step On You (RYF&Y) See above.
Trash - Plenty to choose from here, but this is his most despicable song.
Feed My Frankenstein(HS) How can it take four people to write such rubbish?
Sister Sara(DT) Ploddingly dull.
Underture (W2MN) The epitome of conceit.
Pick any one off HVs; they're all crap.

pitkin88 wrote:

padre_sliprat wrote:You haven't lived till you're in a carwash at 3 AM blaring Thrill My Gorilla. So - it *is* useful.

Perfect (Dirty Diamonds)
Tag, You're It (Zipper Catches Skin)
You're A Movie (Special Forces)
House Of Fire (Trash)
Be My Lover (Killer)
Department Of Youth (Welcome To My Nightmare)
This House Is Haunted (The Eyes Of Alice Cooper)
Unholy War (The Last Temptation)
Elected (Billion Dollar Babies)
School's Out (School's Out)

Oh you are going to catch some flack for some of these

This forum blows my mind more everyday

guttertrash wrote:This forum blows my mind more everyday

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

Don't Blow Your Mind (The Life & Crimes of Alice Cooper)

Ubangi Stomp.
He should have been locked up for that one. Horrible.

The Song That Didn't Rhyme evertime (hey that rhymes)!

Let me start by saying I love all eras of Alice Cooper and there are several albums I legitimately like every song or almost every song. I am more of a solo Alice fan than original band (though they are awesome as well)

Pretties For You-Apple Bush
Easy Action-Below Your Means
Love it To Death-Sun Arise (The only song on that album I don't care for)
Billion Dollar Babies-Elected (I know this is considered a classic but I have never cared for this song, though Alice would make a great President)
Muscle of Love-Working Up a Sweat (this or Along Came a Spider is probably my least favorite Alice album. Really only like two songs on Muscle of Love)
Goes To Hell-You Gotta Dance
Lace and Whiskey-I Never Wrote Those Songs
Dada-I Love America (interesting because Dada is one of my favorite albums but this song I always found silly. The only track I don't like on Dada)
Dragontown-The Sentinel
Along Came a Spider-Wrapped in Silk

In no particular order

DRAGONTOWN-"Disgraceland"
THE EYES OF ALICE COOPER-"THE SONG THAT DIDN"T RHYME"
ALICE COOPER GOES TO HELL-"Give The Kid A Break"
RAISE YOUR FIST AND YELL-"Lock Me Up"
LACE AND WHISKEY-"Give The Kid A Break"
BRUTAL PLANET-"Every Woman Has A Name"
WELCOME 2 MY NIGHTMARE-"I Gotta Get Outta Here"
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES-"Cold Turkey"
TRASH-"Only My Heart Talkin'"
ZIPPER CATCHES SKIN-"No Baloney Homosapiens"

pitkin88 wrote:

padre_sliprat wrote:You haven't lived till you're in a carwash at 3 AM blaring Thrill My Gorilla. So - it *is* useful.

Perfect (Dirty Diamonds)
Tag, You're It (Zipper Catches Skin)
You're A Movie (Special Forces)
House Of Fire (Trash)
Department Of Youth (Welcome To My Nightmare)
This House Is Haunted (The Eyes Of Alice Cooper)
Unholy War (The Last Temptation)

Oh you are going to catch some flack for some of these

I improved the above list immeasurably by removing the 3 ACG songs. I trust you can find 3 Alice solo songs to properly complete your list.

Ted

I am gonna have a hard time thinking of ten songs that could be described as "bad"....

Ted Sallis wrote:

pitkin88 wrote:

padre_sliprat wrote:You haven't lived till you're in a carwash at 3 AM blaring Thrill My Gorilla. So - it *is* useful.

Perfect (Dirty Diamonds)
Tag, You're It (Zipper Catches Skin)
You're A Movie (Special Forces)
House Of Fire (Trash)
Department Of Youth (Welcome To My Nightmare)
This House Is Haunted (The Eyes Of Alice Cooper)
Unholy War (The Last Temptation)

Oh you are going to catch some flack for some of these

I improved the above list immeasurably by removing the 3 ACG songs. I trust you can find 3 Alice solo songs to properly complete your list.

Ted

Thanks for reminding me! Add Go To Hell to the list. That makes eleven but who's counting?

My top 10 worst songs:

Trash--The entire album

Zipper Catches Skin-I Am The Future (I would have preferred "I Am A Suture")

Constrictor-Thrill My Gorilla (Alice singing "Suki honey..." I have to say no more)

The Last Temptation-Unholy Way (just doesn't fit--like O.J.'s gloves)

Special Forces-You Want It You Got It (I love this album and like this song---but it always sounds like it was recorded without having proper lyrics written and Alice "winging" it.--which I think was the case--as the blow was starting to effect Alice's work ethic)

Goes To Hell--You Gotta Dance (the only major flaw in a underrated gem of an album)

Hey Stoopid--about half of the album (not that there are any really bad songs but more than half-the album is unmemorable and generic)

Dirty Diamonds-Zombie Dance (the title alone ruins it for me--it's something you would find on a Halloween Hoedown cd)

W2MN-What Baby Wants (Keisha--why oh why?}

Trash-the entire album. (it's so bad it MUST be listed twice!)


What I have come to realize while writing this post is that outside of the first two original Alice Cooper (group) albums, the rest of their output is near flawless! That speaks volumes!

1. The Last Temptation: It's Me
2. Dirty Diamonds: Run Down The Devil
3. A Fistful of Alice: Is Anyone Home?
4. That teddybear song from The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper
5. DragonTown: The Sentinel
6. Flush The Fashion: Asprin(sp) Damage
7. Constrictor: The Man Behind The Mask
8. Raise Your Fist and Yell: Prince of Darkness
9. Lace and Whiskey: Damned if You Do
10. Special Forces: Seven and Seven Is

Si wrote:Ubangi Stomp.
He should have been locked up for that one. Horrible.

Si, you can officially end the thread right there. In reality there's been nothing worse than the recording of this song.

I just realized I overlooked my disdain for a few "nuggets" (not golden, but the type your dog leaves on the floor) off of Lace & Whiskey.

Then again--I try to overlook the whole Escargot debacle! We all have our embarrassing moments we'd like to forget--as does Alice.

tuneylune wrote:In no particular order

DRAGONTOWN-"Disgraceland"
THE EYES OF ALICE COOPER-"THE SONG THAT DIDN"T RHYME"
ALICE COOPER GOES TO HELL-"Give The Kid A Break"
RAISE YOUR FIST AND YELL-"Lock Me Up"
LACE AND WHISKEY-"Give The Kid A Break"
BRUTAL PLANET-"Every Woman Has A Name"
WELCOME 2 MY NIGHTMARE-"I Gotta Get Outta Here"
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES-"Cold Turkey"
TRASH-"Only My Heart Talkin'"
ZIPPER CATCHES SKIN-"No Baloney Homosapiens"

Give The Kid A Break was also on Lace & Whiskey?

kevinuk81 wrote:

tuneylune wrote:In no particular order

DRAGONTOWN-"Disgraceland"
THE EYES OF ALICE COOPER-"THE SONG THAT DIDN"T RHYME"
ALICE COOPER GOES TO HELL-"Give The Kid A Break"
RAISE YOUR FIST AND YELL-"Lock Me Up"
LACE AND WHISKEY-"Give The Kid A Break"
BRUTAL PLANET-"Every Woman Has A Name"
WELCOME 2 MY NIGHTMARE-"I Gotta Get Outta Here"
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES-"Cold Turkey"
TRASH-"Only My Heart Talkin'"
ZIPPER CATCHES SKIN-"No Baloney Homosapiens"

Give The Kid A Break was also on Lace & Whiskey?

Yeah, it's just that good.