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Favourite Alice Story

Post by Desperado22 » Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:44 am

Seeing as Alice has so mnay legendary stories about his career/life, I thought it'd be cool to hear everyone's favourite story he's talked about over the years.

Mine is the story about the Chicken. Everyone knows it but I never get sick of hearing it lol.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by HORRORHOLIC » Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:31 am

Probably not my favorite but the Elvis story always makes me laugh
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by tuneylune » Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:02 am

Lots of stories, to be sure, but my favorite is probably him calling Vincent Price for WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE. As always, Vincent is great-humorous, but with a touch of menace. Thought I had died and gone to Heaven when I saw two of my favorites together!
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by cherrypie » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:22 pm

Love the Elvis story too, specially when he does his Elvis impersonation.
I like the one in Golf Monster, where he knocks out a woman on the golf course, and then sends her a basket of pain killers and a cycle helmet, while she's in hospital. :)
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Post by Diane D. » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:52 pm

When a magazine ran a fake obituary for Rocker Alice Cooper, which sent fans into a mad frenzy. His statement to the public was:
''I'm alive and drunk as usual''.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by GNDM » Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:33 pm

I like any of his true ones.

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Post by recoop » Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:55 pm

I had to think hard but I can't really pick any Alice story..I have enjoyed seeing him being interviewed and being witty but the stories..they haven't really done much for me..maybe its because I saw or read an interview where he admitted telling the occasional yarn etc (can't remember the exact details but probably early 70s)-so Ive never really bought into the various tales- I imagine(no facts) that one or two other ACG members were probably wilder in some ways and might have some interesting tales to tell- think that Alice has done a good job highlighing the perils of alcohol abuse-so anything that he talks about on that subject is more interesting to me.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by mestreech » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:30 pm

THE Elvis story on BBC never mind the buzzcocks

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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by Desperado22 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:48 am

I remember him once telling a story about how some kids gave him a box with a cat's heart in it. Does anyone remember that or have a link to that interview?
I think he said it on an American chat show. Maybe Letterman.
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Post by Diane D. » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:04 am

Desperado22 wrote:I remember him once telling a story about how some kids gave him a box with a cat's heart in it. Does anyone remember that or have a link to that interview?
I think he said it on an American chat show. Maybe Letterman.
Could be. An American CHAT show. Could be.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by Desperado22 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:17 am

I forgot the Elvis one lol. Another great one.
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Post by Diane D. » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:32 am

Oh... and there is that story about a lady that died beside him, in a plane.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by A_MichaelUK » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:34 am

>Maybe Letterman.

It was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno", I think.

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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by homerx » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:17 am

Always found the Peter Sellers storys to be funny. Imagining. Alice and Peter running around with dart guns.

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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by Desperado22 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:23 pm

A_MichaelUK wrote:>Maybe Letterman.

It was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno", I think.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by jram » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:46 pm

Steve Wright interviewing Alice on Radio 2, about a decade ago.

"I lost my bank.card, and I went into the bank to get a new one. They looked it up, and said 'we have fifteen Alice Coopers.' I said yeah, mine will be the 'mister.'"

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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by Gunner » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:13 am

Some are quite funny, but the chicken one is tired - VERY tired! As GNDM points out, a 'true' one once in a while might not go a miss.

I did/do laugh at the one about the guy in the asylum with him that tells him he is going to kill him when he gets out.

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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by Inmate » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:59 pm

Diane D. wrote:Oh... and there is that story about a lady that died beside him, in a plane.
This is my favorite.
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by cherrypie » Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:57 pm

jram wrote:Steve Wright interviewing Alice on Radio 2, about a decade ago.

"I lost my bank.card, and I went into the bank to get a new one. They looked it up, and said 'we have fifteen Alice Coopers.' I said yeah, mine will be the 'mister.'"

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I heard that one too - brilliant!!
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Re: Favourite Alice Story

Post by dadascot » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:12 pm

jram wrote:Steve Wright interviewing Alice on Radio 2, about a decade ago.

"I lost my bank.card, and I went into the bank to get a new one. They looked it up, and said 'we have fifteen Alice Coopers.' I said yeah, mine will be the 'mister.'"

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Not heard that one before, that is funny.

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