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Worst Songs

Post by Desperado22 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:54 pm

I'm sorry if there's already a thread on this. Hopefully not.

What's everyone's least favourite Cooper tracks.

There's quite a lot of tracks On Zipper Catches Skin that I don't like. 'No Baloney Homosapiens' and and 'I Like Girls' being two of them.

I've also never been fond of Spark In the Dark. I'm not why but there's something about it that I just don't like lol.

I'm also not madly keen on 'I'm the coolest', 'Stand', 'I know where you live' and a few from Special Forces.

I know it's sad but I actually really like No more love at your convenience lol.
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Re: Worst Songs

Post by old school vet » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:31 pm

Desperado22 wrote - I know it's sad but I actually really like No more love at your convenience lol.


Not sad at all, I've always liked it too.

I don't really dislike any track even the "worst songs" have their good days depending on my mood at the time. I played "Zipper" for the first time in ages the other day and wondered why I had left it so long. There is some really good stuff on that album - full of the Coops tongue in cheek attitude and sence of humour.

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Re: Worst Songs

Post by Shoesalesman » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:28 pm

Deeper.
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Re: Worst Songs

Post by kevinuk81 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:50 pm

Shoesalesman wrote:Deeper.
I quite like Deeper.
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Post by Comus » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:55 am

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Re: Worst Songs

Post by darkmenace » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:52 pm

I'm Your Gun.

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Post by Diane D. » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:55 pm

Sick Things
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Post by Inmate » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:11 pm

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Post by cherrypie » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:54 pm

I used to really hate Sick Things. But it's grown on me over the years. Don't think that You And Me will ever do that. Or Something To Remember Me By. :vomit:
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Post by darkmenace » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:20 am

Love Deeper, Sick Things, and Spark in the Dark.

I'll add Steal That Car to my short list of songs I don't like though otherwise DD is one of my favorite albums. I haven't thought about Constrictor and that alone could add a bunch.

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Re: Worst Songs

Post by Desperado22 » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:50 am

darkmenace wrote:I'm Your Gun.
Yeah, Trash had a couple of weak tracks.
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Re: Worst Songs

Post by dadascot » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:46 pm

Step on you, lock me up, triggerman, deeper, wake the dead, catch me if you can, the one that got away. disco blood bath boogie. ::((:

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Post by Gunner » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:26 pm

There are many - too many too mention, BUT, and this MAY surprise you, I WILL SAY NMLAYC is NOT one of them, and that there is NOTHING on ANY of his early 80s albums that I don't like - that was a great, creative spell that was MUCH better than the sell-out to metal which followed.

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Post by TodayMueller » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:15 pm

I can't beleive Sick Things got two votes :bam: I think it's a classic, one of the best on BDB.

I can't name my cadidate as, like Gunner think there's been too many bad tracks since WTMN. Unlike Gunner though, I do think NMLAYC is one of them.
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Post by Diane D. » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:31 pm

TodayMueller wrote:I can't beleive Sick Things got two votes :bam: I think it's a classic, one of the best on BDB.

I can't name my cadidate as, like Gunner think there's been too many bad tracks since WTMN. Unlike Gunner though, I do think NMLAYC is one of them.
I was just kidding. I love Sick Things and BDB. It's one of the rare albums that you can listen from the first song to the last.
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Re: Worst Songs

Post by The son of Don Quijote » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:37 pm

I better be good, I'm your gun, What baby wants, You're a movie, Mary Ann, Ubangi Stomp, Woman machine, Thrash, Novocaine, Stand, Leather boots, Aspirin damage, Killed by love, You want it you got it, Wrapped in silk.

That was a pretty long list of songs that I can't stand. And there may be some more on Constrictor.

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Re: Worst Songs

Post by Model Citizen » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:15 am

There at least a couple of tracks from the last six albums that qualify as horrible, but as far as the other stuff, I'd have to go with NMLAYC, Damned If You Do, No Baloney Homosapiens, The Great American Success Story & Hell Is Living Without You for starters...

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Post by Spot and Jerome » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:43 pm

I could live without most of AC's ballads, though a few of them I like very much.
Probably the worst one is Be with you awhile.
A "special mention" for a really bad song for me goes to Love's a loaded gun as well ;)
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Re: Worst Songs

Post by Street Schizo » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:59 pm

Hard to just name one song. Most of the Special Forces album just kills me. Zipper is right behind it. NMLAYC and Ubangi Stomp hurt my ears too. You Gotta Dance is just bad advice too.


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Re: Worst Songs

Post by steven15322 » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:27 pm

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