SickthingsUK

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:21 am**

Which of the Above Hats would you like to see Alice Wear on Stage (possibly for the entire performance)

Because Maybe, Just Maybe, Alices concert attendance could be greatly boosted with the Promise of New and Exciting Hat and/or Hats

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:58 am**

Motorhead wrote:Because Maybe, Just Maybe, Alices concert attendance could be greatly boosted with the Promise of New and Exciting Hat and/or Hats

You make me laugh.

I, for one, picked the fruit hat for one reason. You can be uglier than a cat's buthole, but with the right fruit combination in your hat you're beatin' off the girls with a stick. Alice with fruit is like Brad with Pitt.

Fruit hats should only be worn by professionals. Don't try this at home kids. Unless you're bored.

Edited By Shoesalesman on 1146391287

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:02 pm**

Shoesalesman wrote:Fruit hats should only be worn by professionals. Don't try this at home kids. Unless you're bored.

or hungry

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:59 pm**

Hey Motorhead! Before I vote, give me a hand with my mental pictures here.

See, women's hats take soooo many forms, were you thinking of a little Jackie Kennedy pillbox hat, or an old 1920's cloche hat, or a biiiiiig ol' picture hat with lots of flowers and netting and such....or maybe you were thinking of having Alice join the Red Hat Society and wear a big red hat with a purple ribbon and purple flower on it!

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2006 4:57 am**

i think that in the case of the womans hat he would rotate between different varities of womens hats throughout the show

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2006 7:31 am**

Alice in womens clothing? How SHOCKING...

Oh wait...

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 12:51 am**

i think we are getting a bit off the subject of hats here

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 2:39 am**

OK, back to the hat. I vote for women's hat - specifically one of those big ol' victorian ones with a bunch of dead (stuffed) birds on it! Then when he finishes a song, he can throw a bird into the audience and the folks in the front rows can rip it apart!

Edited By WeirdKat on 1146537583

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 3:42 am**

we need to encourage more people to vote, 4 votes, we can do better then that

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 7:02 am**

I voted for the fruit hat, ala carmen meranda. cha cha

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 8:02 am**

I've just come into work after a nice relaxing bank holiday weekend...........I was thinking, oh no not another week of work and then I saw this thread. Thanks Motorhead...you've really cheered me up...very funny.

I went for the Frenchie hat as I had this sudden flashback to Phil Silvers in Carry On Follow That Camel.

A fez could be good too....Alice "Tommy" Cooper.....snake-straightjacket-sraightjacket-snake....just like that........

I guess all you non-Brits are now thinking his guy has really lost the plot!

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 2:46 pm**

K fruit on the hat and a womans hat? Cmon...
All those options are really bad except the Sam hat only cause of Zappa and Elected.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 11:45 pm**

publicanimal#9 wrote:K fruit on the hat and a womans hat? Cmon...
All those options are really bad except the Sam hat only cause of Zappa and Elected.

can you suggest a better hat?

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 10:29 am**

publicanimal#9 wrote:K fruit on the hat and a womans hat? Cmon...
All those options are really bad except the Sam hat only cause of Zappa and Elected.

.....and Joe Walsh.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:41 pm**

Here's hoping the Fruit Hat makes it big. Go Fruity Go!
Oops, not you, Baz. Sit down. :8i:

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:59 pm**

I`m gunna vote for meat, i want to see him perform a full show with a cow on his head.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 8:11 pm**

If Oprah can do her shows with a cow from her ankles up, Alice could do his show with one on his head.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 8:20 pm**

why :D

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 8:25 pm**

Coz :D

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 8:26 pm**

who sez. :D

SickthingsUK

What sort of hat would you like to see alice wear - Which one of these would you like to see