What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

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What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by GailsFriend » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:40 pm

I just read the Scottish Sun interview....and it is so annoying having the SAME questions over and over. You know what I am talking about....The Chicken question, The Asylum question, The Sobriety question, The Golf question....

Do we know everything so much, that there is nothing more to ask Alice? or are there still unresolved questions to be answered.

If you were to interview Alice Cooper, what unanswered questions would you present?


My questions:

(1)Seriously, What does Alice Cooper say in his prayers before he goes to sleep?

(2)What is Alice Cooper's favorite Bible verse and why?

(3)Do fans ever come to Alice's church and ask for autographs in the middle of the sermon?
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by NotSoPerfect » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:44 pm

GailsFriend wrote:
(3)Do fans ever come to Alice's church and ask for autographs in the middle of the sermon?
DURING the sermon? Holy crap, I hope there's not a single fan out there anywhere that would do that!!!
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by GailsFriend » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:23 pm

You know the type of fan....desperately trying to sit next to Alice Cooper, secretly passing a piece of paper and a pen to him while the preacher is speaking.

Or better yet, the fan bringing his vinyl copy of Killer, asking for Alice to sign the calendar.
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by NotSoPerfect » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:26 pm

I would hope even THAT type of fan would sit elsewhere during the service and ask before or after, at the very minimum.
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by Lisacooper91 » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:07 pm

:rotfl: :rotfl: @ you 2
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by NotSoPerfect » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:11 pm

I'm just sayin'! :rotfl:

I'd hope they stay away from the church entirely....but sure as heck stay away from Alice during any part of the service!
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by Jacknife_Johnny » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:50 pm

I'd ask how many un released songs he has.
Where he goes on holiday.
How many speeding tickets he has!
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by mattcoddington » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:33 pm

GailsFriend wrote: If you were to interview Alice Cooper, what unanswered questions would you present?
is it over yet?

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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by Vlad the Impala » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:13 pm

Don't know if this one has been asked before, but ...

When you die, will it say Vince or Alice on your headstone?
Or, if both, which one will come first?

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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by mattcoddington » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:17 pm

Vlad the Impala wrote:Don't know if this one has been asked before, but ...

When you die, will it say Vince or Alice on your headstone?
Or, if both, which one will come first?

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people usually put their names on their headstone's. and since his name is alice, i'm guessing it will be alice.

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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by Dave Conway » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:37 am

Gails Friend. Intimate questions those 1 & 2. Doubt if many people would answer them to an interviewer, at least without time for 'mature thought and reflection'!

Still, if you don't ask, you don't get an answer!
...And personally, I don't care.

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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by Swinger » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:41 pm

I would ask:
Is there any theatrics you thought about bringing back into the show but haven't yet?
I you were forced to put some songs that never been played live into the setlist, which would you choose?
How do you decide the stage clothes for each tour?
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by GailsFriend » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:18 pm

Other questions I would ask....

1)Alice,with all the different and inventive ways to die onstage....why hasn't there been more variety? Is it too costly or too complex to execute you in other ways?

2)You always compliment Rob Zombie and his stage show. His persona onstage is that of a zombie....would you ever consider a "zombie-Alice" persona?

3)I really love Nurse Rozetta on the last tour, with the angle-grinder and sparks, could we see more of this in future tours, please?
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by Jaded » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:08 am

please just stop Gailsfriend, its not even amusing anymore, you are getting way too personal and I don't approve of it.
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by GailsFriend » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:03 pm

I apologize to anyone I may offended. I am trying to create a fun and enjoyable thread. Of course, I am not an actual paparazzi, nor do I endorse any invasion of Alice's personal life....
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by GailsFriend » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:06 pm

But I do work at a pet store, with ball pythons.

Which begs the question....

Alice, where is your snake today?
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by While Heaven Wept » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:12 pm

I would ask Alice this:

Who did you vote for to win this years X Factor?







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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by andyrushworth » Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:11 pm

Who was his main glam rival ?

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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by GailsFriend » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:24 pm

Good Question...or more precisely,

Who did you feel more competitively towards....David Bowie or The Tubes?


or

As far as rock star outrageous stage behaviour goes, Did you ever think...."Whoa, that was crazy, but I can do better?"
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Re: What Questions would you Ask Alice Cooper?

Post by kevinuk81 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:42 pm

I would ask what he says when he hits a bad golf shot.
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