Traffic School's Out for Summer

NotSoPerfect · Post by **NotSoPerfect** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:39 pm

Alice is on TMZ again. A traffic camera snapped a picture of him speeding.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/11/alice-coo ... 2#comments

WickedYoungMan · Post by **WickedYoungMan** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:08 pm

It seems the law's on his ass every time he sticks it out the door.

daytripper · Post by **daytripper** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:02 am

WickedYoungMan wrote:It seems the law's on his ass every time he sticks it out the door.

Good one.

WickedYoungMan · Post by **WickedYoungMan** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:53 am

I have more classics.

"He was doing 59 and the light was turning red. But the judge didn't take his license nor forbid him to drive."

"How does the burning pavement feel under his wheels?"

"Too bad he isn't Sammy Hagar, he wouldn't have gone over 55."

I'm going to stop now.

sparkinthedark · Post by **sparkinthedark** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:57 am

WickedYoungMan wrote:I'm going to stop now.

Thank you, WYM.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

18ForBritainOnly · Post by **18ForBritainOnly** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:22 am

Geez man, not even Alice is immune to the snooping traffic cameras. I wonder how much the person that released this picture to the media got paid. Probably a lot more than the government was paying them!

WickedYoungMan · Post by **WickedYoungMan** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:17 am

Alice's fine was probably worth a lot more than the picture, honestly.

I have to say I'm amused that some people in the comments section at TMZ can't understand why there isn't a picture featuring Alice's license plates (gee, I can't think of any particular reasons either.) They assume that one photo obviously must be it and they just happened to identify the driver by blowing his picture up and discovering it was Alice.

RemarkablyInsincere · Post by **RemarkablyInsincere** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:25 pm

Wow, this might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Absolute classic!

RemarkablyInsincere · Post by **RemarkablyInsincere** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:25 pm

WickedYoungMan wrote:It seems the law's on his ass every time he sticks it out the door.

Perfect!

RemarkablyInsincere · Post by **RemarkablyInsincere** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:28 pm

By the way.... nice car Alice!

Shoesalesman · Post by **Shoesalesman** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:30 pm

Thanks NSP!

Jumping Jack · Post by **Jumping Jack** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:38 pm

A Chrysler 300??? Did someone pimp his ride and add 22" spinners?

Must be borrowed from one of his kids.

NotSoPerfect · Post by **NotSoPerfect** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:41 pm

What makes you think that? I bet is IS his!

18ForBritainOnly · Post by **18ForBritainOnly** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:54 pm

That's a 300? The grill got smaller on the new model.

Jumping Jack · Post by **Jumping Jack** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:19 pm

OK, my bad, it is a Dodge Charger, a muscle car worthy of a speeding ticket, LOL!

http://www.dodge.com/en/2009/charger/

I'll bet he has nicer in the garage however.

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