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Cringe-worthy Alice lyrics...

Post by Feezle-Nuts » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:08 pm

Which Alice lyrics have made you want to crawl into a hole? For me, most recently it was....


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ACAS
(In Touch With) Your Feminine Side

You look so cool, you look so sweet
C'mon baby, c'mon over baby
It's your world, but it's my street
C'mon baby, c'mon over baby

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Post by steven15322 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm

The is only one cring worthy Alice lyric to me in all the Alice albums (including ACAS) there isn't any except this one below ----

Sukie honey, we're gonna turn back the clock
To a time when we danced to volcanic rock
We loved to hunt and kill
That's how we used to be
We drank the blood we spilled
And growled at our enemies
Where were you when the monkey hit the fan
Thrill my gorilla
Where were you when monkey turned to man
Thrill my gorilla
Sukie honey, weren't you right there with me
I seem to remember chasing you from tree to tree
Those prehistoric nights are coming back to me
We must have been the first
To go down in history
Where were you when the monkey hit the fan
Thrill my gorilla
Where were you when monkey turned to man
Thrill my gorilla
We lay on our skins, original sins
Ah, ah, ah, ah yeah
We touch, we feel
We scream, we squeal
Thrill my gorilla
Thrill my gorilla
Where were you when the monkey hit the fan
Thrill my gorilla
Where were you when monkey turned to man
Thrill my gorilla

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Post by scotty » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:08 pm

mary ann,I thought you were my man....

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Post by kevinuk81 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:09 pm

What is with having a go at Thrill my Gorilla? I like that.
Anything I say or write is my own personal opinion, no matter who agrees or disagrees with me.

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Post by Former Lee Warmer » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:19 pm

I agree with you Scotty....worst Alice Cooper song ever!
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Post by lattss » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:24 pm

I liked Mary Ann.

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Post by NotSoPerfect » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:24 pm

kevinuk81 wrote:What is with having a go at Thrill my Gorilla? I like that.
I like that one too! :evil: :evil:
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Post by kevinuk81 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:26 pm

Thanks NSP.
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Post by kevinuk81 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:30 pm

[Billie] Oh Millie
[Millie] Oh Billie
[Both] Criminally insane
[Billie] Oh Millie
[Millie] Oh Billie

Just criminal. ::((:
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Post by hywel » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:32 pm

scotty wrote:mary ann,I thought you were my man....
genius imo

sets the listener right up.
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Post by hywel » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:34 pm

kevinuk81 wrote:[Billie] Oh Millie
[Millie] Oh Billie
[Both] Criminally insane
[Billie] Oh Millie
[Millie] Oh Billie

Just criminal. ::((:
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Post by scotty » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:57 pm

never understood who that was at the end of that song.....("billie? billie"?) with what sounds like a drip going,like in a hospital room.did billie kill himself? thought he was good to go after donald was outta the picture.

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Post by Railwayman » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:35 pm

The most cringe worthy lyric in the history of rock'n'roll is ...... "cuts like a knife" ....absolutely abysmal.
I was so proud that Alice had never plummed that trough until .......

But who can name the first sighting?

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Post by Parish » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:18 pm

Hmmm...

"Fire, higher and desire" have been done to death so House of Fire has never been a fav...and of course, "Yes, we're no baloney, we're homosapiens" isn't thrilling anyones gorilla...
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Post by glamprincess » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:26 pm

kevinuk81 wrote:What is with having a go at Thrill my Gorilla? I like that.
I like it too. One reason is that only Alice Cooper had the guts to write lyrics like that.
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Post by Shoesalesman » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:27 pm

"We're in a deadly spin, hating this spin we're in" - Deeper

'Nuff said.
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Post by glamprincess » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:30 pm

hywel wrote:
scotty wrote:mary ann,I thought you were my man....
genius imo
sets the listener right up.
I agree with Hywel. You have to remember that Mary Ann was written back in the early 70s when that type of thing was more unexpected. Alice was making fun of the classic "boy meets girl" love song by setting up the listener to discover it really was a man. Considering the era when it was written, I thought it was clever.

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Post by Evan442 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:51 pm

(Dada, Dada, Dada)
(Dada, Dada, Dada)
(Dada, Dada, Dada)

[Alice] I don't know what you mean about nasty feelings, it's...

[Doctor] Let me help you out of this, you were starting to feel a certain way, violence, resentful.

[Alice] How do you know that? I told you? I told you that?

[Doctor] That's right, remember yesterday?

[Alice] I don't want to talk about that, I don't want to talk about it. Let's talk about, uh, talk about something else. Ok?

[Doctor] What would you like to talk about?

[Alice] Uh

[Doctor] Tell me about your son.

[Alice] My son, yeah well, he took care of me. He's took care of me for a long, he still takes care of me. She takes good, and she takes care of me. She takes, she takes good care of me. He takes care of me, Do you believe it.
I have a daughter too.

[Doctor] You don't have a daughter.

[Alice] Yeah, I have a daugher, yeah.

[Doctor] A son - you have a son, a son.

[Alice] No I, no I, all I have, I have
I have a son, I have a son and a daughter, and a daughter. No, I have a son, daughter, daughter too, and a boy, and a boy

(Dada)

(Dada)

[Alice] I'm a little tired now

[Doctor] Well that's alright, I think that's enough for today.

[Alice] I'm feeling rough and kinda hungry too.

(Dada)

[Alice] Who's my boy?

Enough`s Enough

Enough's enough's enough's enough
This year's been really really rough
Hey Dad...What'd you do with mother
Hey Dad...Why'd you hide your brother
I just want to tell you that I'm really felling bad
I tell you..

Enough enough's enough's enough
Enough enough's enough's enough
I'm up to here with all your stuff
Hey Dad...What'll happen now sir?
Hey Dad...Can we live without her?
I don't need your money, your position or your candy, Daddy
Enough enough's enough's enough

When my mother died, she laid in bed and cried:
"I'm going to miss you, my brave little cowboy"
I saw my father smile (a smile he tried to hide)
He told me "Son, I've really got you now, boy."
Come on, little cowboy

Go buck and buck and make a buck
Wanna show me how, boy?
I wish you lots and lots of luck
Are you leavin' now, boy?
Hey, Dad...try and keep this sacred
Hey, Dad...how'd you hide the hatred
I just want to tell you you're a lousy Dad to hell with you

Enough's enough's enough's enough
When my mother died, she laid in bed and cried:
"I'm going to miss you, my brave little cowboy"
I saw my father smile (a smile he tried to hide)
He told me "Son, I've really got you now, boy."
Come on, little cowboy

Enough!
Enough!

Go buck and buck and make a buck
Come and show me how, boy.
You're gonna need a lot of luck
Mommy's little cowboy
Hey, Dad...try and keep this sacred
Hey, Dad...how'd you hide the hatred
I just want to tell you you're a lousy Dad to hell with you

Enough's enough's enough's enough
Enough's enough's enough's enough
Enough's enough's enough's enough
Oh enough!

Former Lee Warmer

In an upstairs room, under lock and key
It's my brother, Former Lee
All the mops and brooms keep him company
Misconceived of the family

Former Lee Warmer pulls up the covers to hide in his wrinkled bed
No dreams go in, no dreams go out of the hole in his wrinkled head
Former Lee Warmer

When I hear him play in his twisted key
That's the way he calls to me
On a silver tray, I keep the master key
In every way, he depends on me

Former Lee Warmer, an old smoking jacket - holes in his satin sleeves
Candle lit puddles, arthritic fingers, yellow stained ivory keys
Huh.........

In an upstairs room under lock and key
It's my brother, Former Lee
And after all these years, I've never heard him speak
I wonder what he thinks of me

Former Lee Warmer peeks out the window when he feels really brave
Former Lee Warmer waves at his father out in the family grave

He's flesh and blood to me
I, I love him brotherly
But, but I don't want to be Former Lee

No Man`s Land

I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa
Not because of any talent but because I was the only one the suit would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky kids were hopping on my lap with their fingers in my beard,
I guess they thought that I was really it
She sat down on my lap and said to me
"I'm twenty three and I need someone
You look like someone who could play with me
Stay with me, all day with me"

'Cause I'm in no man's land
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
She said I'm in no man's land
I'm gonna show you a real good time
I'd gladly pay you double overtime

She was beggin' to be mine, but my job was on the line
Should I stay or should I go? I just didn't know
...Hmmmm

I left fifty kids standin' in line, they were whining, they were crying
and their mothers they were screaming in hysterics and I swear I never heard such profanity
I dropped my suit on the floor, they were trying to block the door
They were calling her a whore
They were driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Benz, dirty blond split ends in the breeze
She said "I want to put you under my tree
You're just a little gift from me to me"

'Cause I'm in no man's land
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
She said I'm in no man's land
You know I'm ready for a real good time
I'd gladly pay you double overtime

She had money all her life
She wasn't lookin' to become my wife
She said, "I hope you understand,
I just want a nightful of man, Sonny"

She didn't notice I was thin with a delicate chin
Nor the softness of my skin, nor the scent of my other personalities
She didn't see through my disguise, didn't see it in my eyes
She was in for a surprise when she discovered my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the floor with me
It's warmer here by the fire"
She didn't know that there was more of me
She'd have to learn to love all four of me

'Cause I'm in no man's land
I'm lookin' for the real me
If only I could feel me
You know I'm in no man's land
Sometimes I gotta play me
It's really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no mans land
I'm looking for the real me
If only I could feel me
No, I'm in no man's land
Sometimes I gotta play me
It's really hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's land
I'm looking for the real me
If only I could feel me

Dyslexia

Sometimes my world goes upside down
Sometimes I see things backwards
When I go walking in town, can't get back home
Sometimes I see things right to left
And I know that's not right at all
But since I bumped into you, I bump into walls
And no one knows what's wrong with me
They think that I got dropsie

Is dis love?
Or is dyslexia
Dyslexia
Dyslexia

I've got these glasses real thick and green
Just like the bottoms of coke bottles
I stumble 'round my house, so strange to me

Sometimes my world goes upside down
Sometimes I see things backwards
But since I bumped into you, I bump into walls
And no one knows what's wrong with me
They think that I got dropsie

Is dis love?
Or is dyslexia
Dyslexia
Dyslexia

I've got these glasses real thick and green
Just like the bottoms of coke bottles
I stumble 'round my house, so strange to me

Sometimes my world goes upside down
Sometimes I see things backwards
But since I bumped into you, I bump into walls
And no one knows what's wrong with me
They think that I got dropsie

Is dis love?
Or is dyslexia
Dyslexia
Dyslexia, yeah
Dyslexia
Dyslexia, no
Dyslexia
yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah...

Scarlet and Sheba

Scarlet wants to hold me, wearing just a red veiled hat
Sheba's in the shadows waiting for her turn at bat
In the parlour where the lights are low
A vulture sister act, I watch their show
They're trying to kill me, want to pick my bones
Methodically, erotically

I just want your body, Sheba
I don't want your brain
Scarlet gets what's left of my remains
I just want your body, Sheba
You lock me up in chains
Scarlet, she can referee the game

Scarlet likes to scold me, showers me with all her love
Sheba's in a bad mood, sharpening her black fur glove
With blood and honey attitude
They'll never know my gratitude
I'm crossed with longitude and latitude
Upon my back...with a crack

I just want your body, Sheba
I don't want your brain
Scarlet gets what's left of my remains
I just want your body, Sheba
You lock me up in chains
Scarlet, she can referee the game

I just want your body, Sheba
I don't want your brain
Scarlet gets what's left of my remains
I just want your body, Sheba
You lock me up in chains
Scarlet, she can referee the game

I Love America

I love that mountain with those four big heads
I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread
I love a commie...if'n he's good and dead, yup
I love America

I love Old Glory and homemade pie
I think them Ruskies should be sterilized
I love my chicken Kentucky Fried...
Finger Lickin' Good!

Hey there, this is A.B. Cooper from Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars, it's our Fourth of July ... sale. Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars at the corner of Collins and Commerce. I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy at prices even YOU can afford. So come on down and say hello to me, and granny and bring the kids to meet my snake.
I say, "bye"
Gran says, "bye"
and the snake says, "sssssssssss"

I love General Patton in World War II
My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue
I love the Beav and Wally too, yeah
I love America

I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard
I love my girl, but I sure don't trust her
I love what the Indians did to Custer
I love America

Here they come!
There they go!

I love my jeans and I love my hair
I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair
And on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glare
I love America

I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night
I graduated, but I ain't to bright
I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight
I love America

I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets
I ride my Hog but I race my Vette
I gotta job, but hell I'm still in debt
I love America

I love my bar and I love my truck
I'd do most anything to make a buck
I love a waitress who loves to...flirt!
They're the best kind
I love America
Turn me on
Well, I gotta go now
I love America
Bye Bye, I tell you what though, I really do love it
You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally buddy..

Fresh Blood

All the neighbours never see me
But they wonder why I walk around at night
He gets hungry - I go hunting
In the moonlit streets
For somebody that's right

Fresh blood, a sanguinary feast
Is all he's living for
And he craves it more and more
Showgirls, businessmen in suits in the midnight rain
If they walk alone are never seen again

In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot

Fresh blood, a sanguinary feast
Is all he's living for
And he craves it more and more
Old men, ladies of the night walking in the rain
If they walk alone are never seen again

Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me
Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me

No one calls and no one visits
We're like a couplet out of Desolation Row
We don't want them to want to know us
'Cause when they do, they get a little bit too close

Fresh blood, a sanguinary feast is all I'm living for
And I crave it more and more
Bad girls, cops on the beat in the midnight rain
If they're out alone, are never seen again

Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me
Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me
Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me
Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me
Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me, cry to me
Fresh blood it goes through me, flows through me
Fresh blood inside of me, cry to me, cry to me

Pass The Gun Around

Sonny wakes up in the morning feeling kinda sick
Needs a little Stoli Vodka, needs it really quick
Sees a little blood run from his eyes
Feels a little hotel paralyzed

Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, you gotta
Pass the gun around
And throw me in the local river, let me float away

I wake up watching cartoons...the television's on
There's a couple of party balloons and all my money's gone
She was just a reason to unwind
And actually the last thing I could find

Why don't you, pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, you better
Pass the gun around
And dump me in the local river, let me float away
float away, ah float away

Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, why don't you
Pass the gun around
Throw me in the local river, let me float away

Sonny wakes up in the morning, there's a stranger in his bed
Someone's pounding on the hotel door, he wishes he was dead
I've had so many blackout nights before
I don't think I can take this anymore

Why don't you, pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, why don't you
Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, come on and
Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, come on
Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, you gotta
Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, you gotta
Pass the gun around
Give everyone a shot...give everyone a shot, you gotta
Pass the gun around

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Post by Parish » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:54 pm

Evan442 wrote:(Dada, Dada, Dada)
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Brilliant post but I disagree entirely and wholeheartedly as "I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playin Santa" is genius!

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Post by Evan442 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:55 pm

lol thanks. I never got the big fuss over that record. Come on..."Dyslexia" is just an embarassment and the chorus of "Scarlet and Sheba" makes me wanna BLAH
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