SickthingsUK

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:43 am**

I Was wondering just the other day as i passed though my Plantation over by my Salt Mine, If Alice Cooper where a tree, what sort would he be?

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:29 am**

Elm Tree for me

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:11 pm**

A mighty oak...............hang on....bull terrior....what kind of woods do you live nearby?

:unsure:

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:10 pm**

I know Alice talked about getting more psychedelic but isn't this taking things too far?

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:43 pm**

I know Bart Simpson has a Treehouse of Horror so maybe Alice could take a LEAF out of his book and have one too?

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:21 pm**

GrouchoSays wrote:maybe Alice could take a LEAF out of his book and have one too?

:unsure:

Poplar fellow, this Alice. :unsure:

I'd have to go with a Christmas tree. Swinger's Zombie Head in place of the star is a MUST! And Baz's intestines strung on the branches brings a smile to kids' faces every year.

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:56 pm**

Isn't Bull Terrier a dog breed?

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:57 am**

I think he wants to see if you were paying attention!

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:10 am**

That's very confusing.

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:24 am**

A TREE???!!!! Oh come on people!!!! Alice would have to change his name again!!! How about..........

Scotty Pine or Joshua Tree.

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:31 am**

Michael Spruce?

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:48 am**

Red card for Si.........

Apparently there is a tree called the Leather Oak...so this has to be the one for our man.

Michael Spruce, I ask yer!

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Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:47 pm**

Si, if you actually snickered after you posted the Michael Spruce bomb, deduct forty points from your score.

Posted: **Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:04 pm**

Oak-Large and lives on!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:21 am**

Shoesalesman wrote:
GrouchoSays wrote:maybe Alice could take a LEAF out of his book and have one too?
:unsure:

Poplar fellow, this Alice. :unsure:

I'd have to go with a Christmas tree. Swinger's Zombie Head in place of the star is a MUST! And Baz's intestines strung on the branches brings a smile to kids' faces every year.

Oh dear Shoesalesman, you almost got away with that....."Poplar fellow"........we need to start rooting these comedians out and reprimand them for these kind of quips. A smack with a palm would be fir.

Posted: **Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:49 pm**

GrouchoSays wrote:Oh dear Shoesalesman, you almost got away with that....."Poplar fellow"........we need to start rooting these comedians out and reprimand them for these kind of quips. A smack with a palm would be fir.

Start with Si. He started it! Watch the fingernails when you one-time him, though, they could get caught on his green eyelash extensions.

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:25 am**

I think we can all learn a bit about ourselves from this thread

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:27 pm**

an Elm tree on Elm Street

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:37 pm**

Motorhead wrote:I think we can all learn a bit about ourselves from this thread

I wish that were the case. :unsure:

SickthingsUK

If Alice Cooper Where A Tree... - What Kind Would He be?