The telephone is ringing
You got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
Anticipating fun
I'm driving right up to you, babe
I guess that you couldn't see, yeah yeah, yeah
But you under my wheels, honey
Why don't you let me be

'Cause when you called me on the telephone
Saying "take me to the show"
And then I say, honey, I just can't go
Old lady's sick and I can't leave her home

The telephone is ringing
You got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
Got you under my wheels
Got you under my wheels
Yeah under my wheels
Got you under my wheels
Yeah yeah

Telephone is ringing
You got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
Anticipating fun
Wel, I'm driving right up to you, babe
I guess you that couldn't see, yeah yeah, yeah
But you were under my wheels, honey
Why don't you let me be, yeah
Got you under my wheels
Got you under my wheels
Got you under my wheels

Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm eighteen
and I don't know what I want
I'm Eighteen
I just don't know what I want
I'm Eighteen
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of this here
Mon and Dad's got me drinking beer
Yeah, yeah
It makes me sick

I got a
baby's brain and an old man's heart
Took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like I'm livin' in the middle of doubt
Cause I'm..

Eighteen
I get confused every day
I'm Eighteen
I just don't know what to say
I'm Eighteen
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of this place
Mon and Dad's got me drinking whiskey all night long
I don't mind...

I'm eighteen and I LIKE IT

Man got his woman to take his seed
He got the power - oh yeah, she got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds me dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
An' I smoke and drink and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Man makes your hair gray, he's your life's mistake
When all you're really lookin' for is an even break
He lies right at you, you know you hate that game
Then he slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain

Cries alone at night too often
I smoke and drink and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Man got his woman to take his seed
He got the power - yeah, yeah, she got the need
Spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
An' I smoke and drink and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Black eyes all of the time
Don't spend a dime
Clean up this grime
And you there down on your knees begging me please
Come watch me bleed

Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Sick things in cars rotate 'round my stars
Sick things, my things, my pets, my things

I love you things I see
As much as you love me
You things are heavenly
When you come worship me
You things are chilled with fright
For I am out tonight
You tell me where to bite
You whet my appetite

What have I got
that makes you want to love me
Now is it my body
Something I might be
Something inside me

You better tell me
Tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am

Ow,what does it take
to get inside of your mind
Give me a break, yeah, yeah
and take a chance for the very first time

You better tell me
Tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am
Ow....

What have I got
That makes you want to love me
Now is it my body
Or someting I might be
Or somethin' inside me

You better tell me
You better tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am
Oh.....

If there's a tear on my face
It makes me shiver to the bone
It shakes me, babe
Well it's just a heartache that got caught in my eye
And you know I never cry
I never cry

Sometimes I drink more than I need
Until the TV's dead and gone
Well I may be lonely but I'm never alone
And the night may pass me by
But I never cry

Take away, take away my eyes
Sometimes I'd rather be blind
Break a heart, you can break a heart of stone
Open it up but don't you leave, don't you leave it alone

'Cause that's all I got to give you
Believe me babe, it ain't been used
My heart's a virgin, it never been tried
And you know I never cry
And you know I never cry
And you know' you know, you know I never cry
I never cry
I never cry

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rotten little monster, baby, I adore you.
Man or woman living couldn't love you like me, baby.

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

Yeah, Billion Dollar Baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foomin' like dog that's been infected by the rabies

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
And if I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Yeah

Yeah, Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
You're my Zillion dollar baby
Oh yeah....

Devil's food
Devil's food
Devil's food

And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly.
Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing,
loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death.
You know I think what I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess.
Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child-king long enough!
And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to..
The Black Widow

The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings..
The Black Widow

Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy
Will learn to be employed...
The Black Widow

Love me (yes we love me)
Love him (yes we love him)
Love me (yes we love him)

He sits upon his throne
And picks at all the bones
Of his husbands and his wives he's devoured
And he stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene
At the virgins and the children he's deflowered

Love me (yes we love me)
Love him (yes we love him)
Love me (yes we love him)

He sits upon his throne
And picks at all the bones
Of his husbands and his wives he's deflowered
These things he says are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to...
The Black Widow

The Black Widow

When I get home from work, I wanna wrap myself around you
I wanna take you and squeeze you 'till the passion starts to rise
I like to take you to heaven, that would make my day complete

But you and me ain't no movie stars
What we are is what we are
We share a bed, a little lovin', and TV, yeah
Tthat's enough for a workin' man
What I am is what I am
And I tell you, baby that's
Just enough for me

Sometimes when you're asleep and I'm just starin' at the ceiling
I wanna reach out and touch you but you just go on dreamin'
I'd like to take you to heaven that would make my day complete

But you and me ain't no super stars
What we are is what we are
We share a bed, a little lovin', and TV, yeah
That's enough for a workin' man
'cause what I am is what I am
I'll tell you, sweetheart
That's just enough for me

I love the dead before they're cold
Their blueing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see... nothing

I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never even knew your now rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you darling

I love the dead
I love the dead
I love the dead so

I love the dead
I love the dead
I love the dead

I love the dead
I love the dead
I love the dead

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat, refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell

For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
Said you can go to Hell

You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick

You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your Aunt Jane
You'd even force feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell

Instrumental section

(Watch out, look out, School's Out, Alice Cooper!)

Well we got no choice
All you girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
You know we can't salute ya, can't find a flag
That don't suit ya that's a drag

School's out for summer
School's out forever
It's out

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
Yeah, yeah

School's out for summer
School's out forever
My school's has been blown to pieces
My school's out completely

(Thank you, Thank you)